10 Things We Learned From The Avengers: Age Of Ultron Trailer

Republished from Matt Fernandez's Tumblr

  1. Ruffalo is a fun name to say… Rrrrrruffalooooooo.
  2. That guy with the arrows is back… Ugh!
  3. RDJ’s goatee is as perfect as ever.
  4. Scarlett Johansson’s suit is so tight, she may actually be trapped in it. SOMEONE HELP HER!
  5. James Spader has actually been a robot THIS WHOLE TIME!
  6. Thor drops his hammer at one point. Possibly because he just ate popcorn, and has buttery fingers.
  7. Captain America enters every room dramatically. Even if he’s just running into 7-11 to grab a Slurpee.
  8. Joss Whedon’s dad wrote for The Golden Girls.
  9. Samuel L. Jackson returns as the world’s only black pirate.
  10. This movie is going to make more money than everyone who reads this will make in their life combined.